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The Real Beast of Revelation: This Time for Sure!

Published December 19, 2011 | By SupremeGeneral

The all so handsome dreamy Beast of Revelation!

I know, I know!

The last time in the 1970s we sort of missed the Beast of Revelation!

We were so sure it was Joseph Hayden… no, that’s not right… it was like a name of a composer… was it? was it? Yes! Herr Strauss!

Herr Strauss was a prominent political figure somewhere in Germany and he had all — I mean ALL — of the appearances of the qualifications of being the prime candidate of the Beast Power! He even visited our college campus, although we had to do the hypocritical thing of hiding all our literature that called him the Beast of Revelation. What a public relations nightmare if he ever found out. We figured, though, that with a little PR, we could con him into saving our little insignificant but mostly beautiful campus through The Great Tribulation and would preserve it so that it would be intact when we reversed everything, took over the world and became the Real Beast Power — under Jesus Christ, of course.

How could we have been so very wrong?!?!!!

No.

It isn’t possible!

I don’t believe it!

Anyway, we have the one and only prime — and when I say prime, I mean truly prime hunk of meat on the hoof, so to speak — candidate to carry out Satan’s Plan of Domination to take over the world, sort of like the Brain in Pinky and the Brain!

Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg is the Beast of Revelation!

This time for sure.

We know this because he described himself as “something of a political animal”.

You see!

A Beast for sure. He’s selected himself by his own words!

We now know for sure! We are absolute on our confidence we have found the Beast Power of Revelation, ready to ride the Scarlet Woman bareback!!! He is here! He is prepared! He’s our man!

Just don’t go and die on us, like the last one we were sure of did.

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James

The Worldwide church of God attempted to annihilate peoples personality, individuality, will, and character. The stranded souls that hitched their wagon to this organization unknowingly supported a power-hungry pharisaic and fastuous authoritative cult leader and his son, Garner Ted Armstrong. For all the alarums and excursions, the fact remains that without knowing it, we nurtured these two ungrateful incubi's. For that I can only ask for forgiveness. After my WCG experience, I went to college to educate myself so I would have a greater understanding of the world about me and to understand why I ever fell for HWA's scam religion. This lead me to the conclusion that the appropriate action to take, in my judgment, is to provide people with opportunities to learn, develop, and exercise their potential as human beings, by freeing them from men who exploit and abuse them. This website and others are my vehicle to do just that.
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I just read thtrough the blog. Pretty creative stuff. As I pointed out to Douglas, on his article regarding the Hadron Collider, being new “particles” spun off by the parent WCG, the escapades of GTA and the split resulting woud be called the Hardon Collider.

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“I want to make a statement about…me…now, if I became deceived, I will never tell you what I’m going to tell you now…I am telling you if I go off into strange ideas, misconduct, rebellion, you name it, don’t follow me. I want to tell you that now, because if I start doing that I’m gonna try to get you to follow me! I’m gonna come to you and tell you it doesn’t apply, it doesn’t mean me, no, no, no, no, no, no, it’s OK to follow me because ABCD and XY and Z. Do you understand what I’m saying? Listen to me now, when I tell you don’t follow me if I go off into weird ideas, or if I get off into other things that are total absolutely unscriptural conduct, because if I do I’m gonna paint it with a different face and try to get you to follow me. Do you understand what I’m saying brethren? Please remember that, because I promise you that if I become deceived, I’ll forget it, and I’ll want you to forget it…And I hope you’ll remember it well enough to quote it right back to me…But I’ll tell you what, I’m not going anywhere.”
-David C Pack
December 12, 1998

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ralph says:

January 6, 2012 at 8:23 am

I just read thtrough the blog. Pretty creative stuff. As I pointed out to Douglas, on his article regarding the Hadron Collider, being new “particles” spun off by the parent WCG, the escapades of GTA and the split resulting woud be called the Hardon Collider.

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