2 of the 10 most horrible things about Herbert Armstrong

Herbert Armstrong Dunce
Herbert Armstrong: Il Duce… oops, Il Dunce

Herbert Armstrong was a horrible man. We have covered most of the 10 most horrible things about him on The Painful Truth, but there are 2 which are vital to understand.Your Natural Gifts by Margaret BroadleyTo understand these 2 factors, we must examine the aptitudes Herbert Armstrong inherited which formed the basis of who he was.

The first and most important of these is foresight: Prudence about the future. Herbert had virtually none. Now some people may be confused and think that he did because they believe he had vision. Vision is not the same as foresight — vision is an imaginary construct of the future, often based on lust. He certainly did have that. Ambassador College was a testimony to his lust as his own private Golden Calf. He certainly had ideaphoria — free flowing ideas — many of which were not, as we shall see, grounded in reality.

HerbertArmstrongDunceMargaret Boadley wrote “Square Pegs in Square Holes”, “Be Yourself” and “Your Natural Gifts” for the Johnson O’Conner Research Foundation to outline inherited aptitudes and their relationship to the mental toolset for people:

Foresight — ability to look ahead, concern or prudence about the future.

Your Natural Gifts observes that people with high foresight are able to perceive the value of higher education. Since Herbert Armstrong had low foresight, he took shortcuts, as an anonymous poster notes:

HWA was a high school drop out with no training in how to properly interpret Scripture. He was not well read. If you went to a doctor and he didn’t know how to interpret your blood test results, you would be in trouble. Even if your doctor had great confidence in himself and had a wonderful bedside manner, he would still be in error if he didn’t follow the basic rules of interpretation. So, the writer who said, “The Sunday-keepers who basically reject everything that the Bible teaches” doesn’t understand the basics of hermeneutics any better than HWA did. HWA allowed his confirmation bias to get in the way of the truth; did not read passages in context, and was basically a poor scholar. I wonder what his grades were in school before he dropped out? Perhaps he was also intellectually lazy. He didn’t want to do the hard work that it takes to become proficient as a student/scholar. I think he took shortcuts. He didn’t want a real college, as long as it looked good on the outside. He claimed that accreditation would mean the government would impose on AC worldly values. Yet the Mormon Church has accredited colleges, as do other religious institutions. To invest in a real library didn’t appeal to him. AC looked great, superficially. His publications looked great, superficially. A few months of reading in a local library was all the effort that he wanted to make to come up with some of his theories. Read someone else’s books, plagiarize what he wanted and publish it as his own. He took shortcuts.

Herbert Armstrong couldn’t see beyond the end of his nose. His world consisted on pleasing himself and particularly in being the center of the universe with his narcissism without being able to foresee the consequences. When the consequences caught up with him, he would invent excuses and make other people pay for them so he could continue to ‘live for the moment’. He’d go on a spending spree — like the one at Harrod’s where he spent $68,000 on tableware he just had to have, and then go home and write a coworker letter demanding money because the “Work was going down!”.

When he failed at business in the early 1900s and was left with nothing, he came west to stay with his father. He was amazed and astounded that his dad had a house that was paid for and that he was able to put up Herb and his family easily. It’s because his dad had high foresight with prudence about the future, while Herb didn’t and some how squandered and lost all he had. This was one area where Herbert Armstrong couldn’t understand his father and how he became the narcissist he was — in competition with his own father, wanting desperately to be accepted. It stuck in his craw because Herbert always had to win and that was problematic because he was a loser. It wasn’t like his did didn’t try to pass on his wisdom when he stood in the way as Herbert tried to leave high school and thought he could actually teach it — his idea was that he could be buddies with the guys and if they couldn’t accept him, then he’d put them in a headlock, demonstrating his superior wrestling skills. Herbert did finally get around his father and never finished high school — because of his own self-centered hubris.

Those of us who were there, remember Herbert Armstrong shouting and waving his arms, dissatisfied with the sacrifice of Worldwide Church of God members, he told us that he could start all over with his ‘eight Japanese sons’ of the Japan Diet. You have to shake your head at the preposterous lack of prudence, wisdom and foresight that was. It would have been amusing to have seen him try it — alienating the entire WCG and then find that his ‘eight Japanese sons’ abandoned him because they were in it for the wining and dining — and being treated with respect. He wouldn’t have lasted a minute when they found that he expected to live off of them. He was an utter fool.

Many people will balk at this, pointing out the large physical plant at Ambassador College and the fact that in the heyday of the Worldwide Church of God, his income was around $225 million per year — his income because really, he could do with it anything he wanted… anything, which explains the silver and gold and the expensive paintings he acquired. People were attracted to the image, not realizing the folly behind it. If anyone has any further questions about this, they need only to examine the fact that Herbert Armstrong left his empire to Joseph Tkach, Senior — one of the most imprudent acts ever, within his utter lack of foresight and prudence about the future. If he had foresight, why is there really nothing left of his legacy today, outside of 700+ splintered cult sects and the GCI where the pastor general is tired and wants to quit as his congregations dry up and blow away?

Herbert Armstrong’s lack of foresight manifested itself in a lack of planning. You can read The Seven Laws of Success and find that planning isn’t really essential. Picture a goal? Certainly. Stick to getting the goal? Yes. Actively planning how to get where you want to go? No. Project management would have been totally lost on him. He was a ‘fly by the seat of your pants’ sort of guy. And he was a failure because of it. As the aphorism goes:

Failure to plan is to plan to fail.

Wizard Herbert
Wizard Herbert

The second horrible thing about Herbert Armstrong to be covered here is that he had absolutely, positively no Structural Visualization.

Here is what Your Natural Gifts has to say about Structural Visualization:

Structural Visualization — Ability to think in three dimensions, to visualize solids.

If you are not familiar with the terms, you may be asking, what’s the big deal? It turns out that only 25% of the population has structural visualization — it is a sex-linked inherited aptitude, passed from the mother to the children. This creates problems in the family if one parent has structural visualization and the other does not. Structural visualization is vital for architecture, urban planning, engineering, industrial design, inventing, cost accounting, estimating, geology, archaeology, physics (including chemistry), agriculture, medical and scientific research, programming. sculpture and various design disciplines, such as dress, furniture, manufacturing, stage design and window display. Heaven help you if your auto mechanic doesn’t have it.

Those without structural visualization, including Herbert Armstrong, Garner Ted Armstrong, Roderick Meredith and a whole host of others, simply do not understand the universe or the world around them. They are linear abstract thinkers. They have no need of science. Their universe is magical — filled with all sorts of miraculous things which defy logic and science. There is a tenuous connection for them between cause and effect. This partly explains their lack of any concept of being a false prophet will lead to the lake of fire (with the caveat that the Bible is true). It makes no sense to them. They completely compartmentalize the consequences of their actions against the future in the universe and their world. They believe in potions (anointing oil), incantations and magic spells (prayer, fasting and prayer). They believe that the can change the world with the power of their mind (meditation). They can do the same things under the same conditions and positively expect wildly differing results.

With Herbert Armstrong, there was an additional problem: His father had high structural visualization — he even, apparently, had a patent for a type of furnace. Ironically, it appears that Herbert worked for his father in a factory at one point in his youth. Understand though, Herbert Armstrong could never understand his father: It was problematic, because Herbert Armstrong lived in a universe quite different from his father. He could not visualize the things his father could; he could never do the things his father did. On the other hand, since his mother had no structural visualization, Herbert could certainly relate to her much better.

Herbert Armstrong could never respect what he could not understand. He could not understand professionals, technicians and technologists with structural visualization. He devalued them. Their only worth to him was if he could use them and manipulate them so he could get what he wanted. This also contributed to his narcissism because he could never really relate to those farmers in the 1930s that became the backbone of his Radio Church of God. Later, in the 1970s, the image and perception of wealth attracted those without structural visualization into the Worldwide Church of God which aggravated the problems for those mechanics, farmers, technicians and technologists who entered into the WCG. Herbert trivialized them. He treated them with contempt. He saw them as lesser lights. The important people to him were those rich and famous who bolstered his image, both to others and to himself. He had to have photo ops with people who were just as deficient in talent as he was, but who had style and image over substance.

When Herbert Armstrong had his psychotic break and spent whole days in the Central Library in Portland, Oregon, he had found the writings of Greenberry George Rupert, which he found so compelling that he, through his magical thinking, believed that Jesus Christ was personally teaching him through the works of G. G. Rupert. He adopted them all in totality with no attribution, teaching them as his own — the tithing system, the feasts and… wait for it… British Israelism. Because he only understood magic and not science through his lack of structural visualization, he fell for British Israelism, hook, line and sinker. He would not have been able to understand DNA evidence, even as those today without structural visualization also cannot understand the DNA evidence, which utterly refutes British Israelism. It should also be seen that the other proofs that British Israelism is a kook idea would not have been understood as well. Archaeology debunks British Israelism, but because Herbert Armstrong and the Armstrongists don’t have structural visualization to understand archaeology, they are completely mystified as to why anyone would reject it. It’s because some of us have superior talent, that’s why. It doesn’t matter though, because who respects superior talent these days: It’s the rich, famous and well-connected that have the respect — it is those who possess style over substance and a lot of it. Smell nice, look good, sound right, and the world is yours. Well, not the world… society is yours. Society runs on magic not science, the same way Herbert Armstrong did.

And as we know, British Israelism was Herbert Armstrong’s key to prophecy, which is why he was such a successful false prophet with a Biblical death sentence pronounced upon him. Not to worry though, he’d never look that far ahead.

The disturbing thing about all this is that these are only 2 of the 10 most horrible things about Herbert Armstrong.

4 Replies to “2 of the 10 most horrible things about Herbert Armstrong”

  1. In the USA, and much of the civilized world, if a person is motivated and invested in his surroundings, places himself on the side of good, works hard, applies himself to learning or finding the best information available to support his life’s work, takes reasonable risks, forms uplifting alliances, and keeps himself in good health, ultimately he will be successful and good will flow back to him and those who surround him. That is right out of Og Mandino.

    Herbert W. Armstrong inserted himself into the lives of his followers and co-opted and usurped all of these processes, all in the name of the cataclysm he forecast, and his so-called role as an end times apostle allegedly with commission from Jesus Christ to warn the world. By the picture he painted, our lives as we knew them prior to hearing his message were very much over. The solution was not so much to accept and follow what we read of Jesus Christ in our own Bibles, but to accept HWA himself, making him the lord and master of our lives. He artificially stifled all of us by speaking prophecies that never happened. So intense was this programming that people 40 years after the fact are still waiting for the Germans, even as they trash their peers in the different splinters with derogatory labels like “Laodicean”.

    If God is the author of Science, and if He is now allowing mankind to examine and discover the basic building blocks and processes inherent in the universe, then God is directly telling us through Science that British Israelism is not even within the realm of possibility. It is just not the way He has designed and engineered things genetically! I believe it is time for people in the ACOGs to listen to God about British Israelism, and not to the pet theories of some boisterous, hog-jowled man who presumptuously claimed to be speaking for Him.

    BB

  2. If HWA’s recollections in his Autobiography and other works were true, by his own admission he did not foresee a number of things. On his one-week fill-in on radio, he didn’t anticipate a response from listeners. He thought his own radio program was only a “witness” and not a lead-in to a church. Despite quoting warnings from business associates, he was not prepared for the stock market crash or the Great Depression. Then of course there was no forethought that his indiscretions and indulgences would be back to haunt his memory.
    Starting again with his Japanese sons sounds a lot like something Chairman Mao threatened when he didn’t get what he wanted. And shopping at Harrod’s after writing a desperate plea for funds in a member/co-worker letter has some likeness to the great famine caused by Mao sending grain to the USSR in exchange for military technology. In addition to his annotated copy of Mein Kampf, I wonder if HWA had a copy of the Little Red Book?

  3. Well there are other things that HWA did with our money. Some you may never heard about.

    A reader has put together an item entitled ‘HWA’s Financial Requests by Decade’. I have part one and will be soon publishing it.

    Learn how Herbie lived while on the road spreading his heretical gospel. The mania that ensued.
    In the 40’s we learn that:
    -Herbie traveled first class through Europe for 6 weeks.
    -Purchased a luxurious 4,159 sq-ft home in a very beautiful area.
    This at a time the income had grown at its fastest rate between 1942-1955.
    ________________________________________________

    Yes indeed, HWA inserted his propaganda into the lives of thousands of simple minded poor people, giving them a false sense of security and taking self determination away from them and replace it with enslaving fear. If you didn’t follow and obey him, you could look forward to Nazis meat hooks, then after sufficient torture, the lake of fire.

    HWA spent his weeks in the Portland library for one reason. To invent a system that would bring him great wealth and the respect he always craved. In this endeavor he was a smashing success. As a human being, he was scum.

    HWA spent the following couple of decades capitalizing on the needs and vulnerabilities of people who for the most part were poorly educated but trusting people. People, who as children were raised to believe in a higher power. A power that would always give them hope. A power that they put all their faith in. Faith that would help them to survive a very harsh world in the despair of a deep endless economic depression.

    HWA was never help accountable by the people. His values were antagonistic to a traditional, moral society. His hired guns sold stories know to be untrue. Stories like BI, and the EU beast power. His unholy pontificates claimed to cure disease… if you obeyed him. It’s even more shameful that when Herbie traveled throughout the world, he laid claim and professed that his allocutions would universally benefit all mankind. People listened, or so we were told.

    Armstrong was genuinely treasonous towards the people he sold his bill of goods to. His lies were consistent with his character, for Armstrong was a liar and the father of lies. His daughter churches follow his lead come hell or high water.

    Armstrong’s false religion has grown as a malignant tumor. The impact of his blockish animadversions is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth.

    And his followers will still be heard cheering on Armstrong’s name.

  4. Some of the co-worker/member letters of the 1940s carry the same theme as those of the 70s – only the mode of transport, destination and purpose are different.

    In one letter HWA was on a train, sightseeing while on a journey to negotiation with a radio station. The work is on the brink of collapse, send money. In another, he is at 30,000 in his private jet, off to see a friendly despot, or to a testimonial dinner in his honor. Money is needed to keep the work going.

    Car fare, train tickets, limousines, jet fuel – wherever HWA traveled, it was in style, and on the backs of the members and co-workers…

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