Will this elaborate video production on dating convince us that Bob is the one who will lead us to our great shining future?
Or has a dybbuk has taken up residence inside his head?
This production is like the nauseating bit at the bottom of a beer bottle that only the homeless like to drink. Unbelievable boring along with the monotone voices makes this video a real bag of burning dog shit on your front porch. However I don’t think that many people will be seriously hurt by Bob’s coprophagous ruse below.
Guy meets gal at bar and….
Guy meets gal at church and….
Perhaps Bob is in fact confirming that he is more than merely sophomoric. He’s Ć¼ber-sophomoric. In fact, Bob is so sophomoric that he exhibits certain features that a humanitarian may be inclined to deplore.
I think that any ACOG’er who hasn’t been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that if Bob manages to pour a few more drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm, civilization may crumble almost immediately. Investigators from a future era will need to sift through the charred wreckage of our society looking for the black box to figure out what happened!
NOT!
