The Pastor General’s Song
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Based on The Major-General’s Song, from The Pirates of Penzance, Gilbert and Sullivan.
I am a very model of a modern Pastor General,
Which I will be forever as my office is perennial!
I know the other splinters and tell them they’re heretical,
From ABC to UCG, I denounce in words hysterical,
I proved that I am on the top in ranking hierarchical,
The splinter leaders’ titles I find to be most farcical!
As number one in leadership, from early this centennial,
I am the very muddle of a modern Pastor General!
I’ve information I confuse by making facts statistical,
And when accused of doing this I tend to go ballastical,
When challenged by a writer who thinks he is prophetical,
I simply toss his words around and say that he’s pathetical!
By crying out the other COGs are soon to be ephemeral,
I showed I am the very model of a muddled Pastor General!