Time to clean up your messes, you armstrongites!

Why do the local communities that host the FOT in their community mourn when the armstrongites leave town? Booze sales plummet after the armstrongites leave town.

ATTENTION ARMSTRONGITES! Recycling centers are standing by. Do not place your empty bottles in the garbage. Look for the recycle bin at your hotel establishment!


The real fun is about to start. Cleaning up after these piss poor examples of Christians might take weeks, even months! Vomit covered carpets, spilled alcohol, these cannot be cleaned in just a day….

Time to clean up after those Armstrongites!

The First Fairy Tale

As the flock continued to grow, there were those members who, quite naturally, desired either to divorce their present spouses or, having already been divorced prior to conversion, re-marry. “A thorough, heart-rending study of scripture(with much prayer and fasting) yielded but one conclusion,” Herbert said. “Divorce and re-marriage has been, is, and will always continue to be against Gods law.

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